PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that forward went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie sce